If everyone ate my salads for like a month, I think everything would be OK.
@TheBreadmonkey an end to world constipation
When can you start bringing them round?
@TheBreadmonkey If your salads have nuts, I would be okay in the morgue.
That's awfully kind of you, but where will we sleep?
@TheBreadmonkey If you’ll prep and deliver, I’ll eat them for eternity.
@TheBreadmonkey
I'm eating Ben's salad
Chicken and cheeses on greens with tomato and onion.
@TheBreadmonkey Planning a salad for dinner. Maybe with tuna. What's Ben's Top Tip to up my salad game?
Bold Beans chickpeas and Squeaky Bean tuna mayo with controversially a dash of coconut yoghurt. Plenty of avo.
@TheBreadmonkey Salad? What, like kebab garnish?
@TheBreadmonkey But what would you eat?
