Today's rural-internet-sucks adventure is that I got a phone call telling me that my internet is out because of a train derailment somewhere in western Canada (which I cannot find in the news... super weird.)
Yes, this is why people are using foreign-owned Nazi billionaire companies for their internet (no, I will not use Starlink at my home, ever, for obvious reasons). And yes, I'm tethering off my phone to complain about my internet access. And Nazi billionaires.