Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Duck Soy Sauce Container. Very fitting, considering that soy sauce is just fermented duck sauce.
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@lowqualityfacts I do like duck sauce. General Tso's Tofu with brown rice for the win.
And most people don't know this, but duck sauce is not made of ducks. It is actually made of geese.
Reminds me of that kids’ game, two parts duck, one part goose.
I thought duck "sauce" was made of duck jizz. That's why it *comes* in those little fish packets. One for each ejaculation.
@lowqualityfacts That eases my mind about baby food!
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Yes, because ducks are used to make duck tape.