I thought commencement speeches were supposed to be about, like, here are some of the experiences I've had in my life and what you might be able to glean from them.
These cringe shills for the slop machines who get rightly booed by the student body…they're out there just outright advertising some new technology?! That's sales & marketing, not coaching.🤪
Never has this quip been more apt:
ok boomer