Cool story bro, lemme show you what I know about UK politics the past 7 years.
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I mean Labour was a moribund party, absolutely finished, which is why the grassroots were able to get Jezza through in the first place. He turns around and signs up thousands of new, energetic young people and suddenly you're a party again. The lanyards want that power, so they run a palace coup on their own PM and his left wing base. They pull it off, mostly because the British right would do anything to get rid of Corbyn so you teamed up in the papers, and then immediately purge their own left
Now this SHOULD have been the end of them right then and there right? But Starmer got lucky - the palace coup occurred before the Tories disintegrated in real time. The neoliberals told themselves they were brilliant strategists but my dude, a head of lettuce beat Liz Truss. Anyway, this results in Starmer being able to contend an election against people hated even more than he is, and produced a huge majority on paper, that didn't actually look as impressive when you dug into the numbers.
The neoliberal ruling wing of Labour then took this as a mandate to do Blairism. "They love us; we can do ANYTHING we want, including FINALLY DESTROYING THE LEFT" and rolled out austerity economics and a fascist police state - targeting their own base. This made them hugely unpopular immediately but they refused to see it. Insisting it would be fine come election time, they drove the car off the cliff and are now losing badly to Frogmouth Goebbels.
And their solution to this is? To insist the British public is irrational and prone to mood swings, so Starmer should stay on because maybe in six months they'll like these shit tier politicians and policies better.
How'd I do? Anything in there not accurate? How much better at this am I than your papers, from across an entire ocean?
You took what Jezza built and said "we deserve this, not him" and then ran it into the fucking ground because you're morons with no ideas but appease capital
