Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Katy Perry was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
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@lowqualityfacts All the slugs I have ever met have been eaten by my favorite turtle.
@lowqualityfacts Just so you know, I would only sprinkle ONE grain of salt on you! (You're welcome)
@lowqualityfacts Just so you know, I would only sprinkle ONE grain of salt on you! (You're welcome)
@catsalad This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
@lowqualityfacts @catsalad Take this post with a grain of salt.
@lowqualityfacts the slugs here always do parcour on the windows
@lowqualityfacts if you turn back into a slug, will you retain the knowledge to avoid salt? If not I cannot abide by this request. You are too valuable to us. ♥️
@lowqualityfacts salt, a pointy rock, the heel of a shoe, pruning shears....the life of a slug is a short life.
Snails do better. The shell is more protective. Be a snail. You'll last longer
@lowqualityfacts Sorry to break it to you - there's no "devil". But there's evil and he's called tRump aka the orange turd, plus his fascists. Btw, I'm too old to know why I should know Katy Perry, but I don't worry about it, so you don't have to as well.
#chill #peace #Xmas 🙂
@lowqualityfacts Nope. You gotta keep doing this.
Remember, it's for Tim.
@lowqualityfacts i have not great news about the salt...
@lowqualityfacts
Me and my 64k bots are still doing our part.
@lowqualityfacts yeah nice try, but we all remember you when you where slug.
I still have wine stains in the roof of my living room and my mother wont return my calls!
@lowqualityfacts I must still be a slug for I still don't know who Katy Pary is. Hmm... I'll slug around for a while and let you know what it's like being a slug in case you change your mind....
No dice, @lowqualityfacts, you're stuck with us now 🤘❤️🔥