Happy John Mastodon Day to all those who celebrate!
Original, but updated, piece:
https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/hypocrisy-and-fear-all-the-way-down-at-twitter/
#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodon2025 #JohnMastodonDay #Fediverse #Mastodon
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Happy John Mastodon Day to all those who celebrate!
Original, but updated, piece:
https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/hypocrisy-and-fear-all-the-way-down-at-twitter/
#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodon2025 #JohnMastodonDay #Fediverse #Mastodon
@rysiek I had no idea it was where it comes from, thanks!
@rysiek many happy returns
@rysiek heard a rumor that a movie of John Mastodon is on the making, starring Keanu Reeves
@rysiek yet it was only today that it occurred to me that "John" was a misreading of "Join". I never second-guessed that name and just thought they invented a founder because they couldn't wrap their head around a non-venture capital-backed social network.
And will we ever know who ran @JohnMastodon ?
John Mastodon up by 5 o'clock
John Mastodon givin' it all he got
John Mastodon job is six to nine
John Mastodon home by 9:05
John Mastodon helps to cook the steak
John Mastodon helps to wash the plates
John Mastodon puts the kids to bed
John Mastodon reads a book to them
Why can't you be like John Mastodon?
@rysiek
Michal, John Mastodon is like God: There's no proof that he doesn't exist.
I don't understand how a single article like this just causes people to stop reading a news source completely. If their one article is effectively made up then how do we know that all their articles aren't made up?
@rysiek All hail to our beloved leader and spiritual father!
All hail the great John mastodon!
@rysiek 🤣 Whaaa… John isn't real 😳 … xD
@rysiek Justice for John Mastodon!
what a buffoon!
Everyone knows that #JoanMastodon founded Mastodon!
John just handles the advertising.
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