@TheBreadmonkey @wilpercy AND he’s just a baronet.
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@TheBreadmonkey @wilpercy uh, I cost more than that. I mean I’ve got a lineage to, Lord Gittly
@TheBreadmonkey Such a charmer! Can you believe he is single?
@TheBreadmonkey Get a pre-nup, and train the dogs to catch and eat him.
Nothing of value lost there.
@TheBreadmonkey why on earth is he paying in $ for a job in Somerset? That’s only £50k for a helicopter pilot, land manager, money launderee and gamekeeper all rolled into one. What a cheapskate.
@TheBreadmonkey Bruh don’t sell yourself short! You can totally get $1,250,000
@TheBreadmonkey Proficiency with a shotgun seems like the most sensible requirement in the list. I wonder if his ex-wife slipped that one in there somehow.
@TheBreadmonkey 65k is a very low offer. You can make more than that with 9-5 just managing 2 castles I would expect.
@TheBreadmonkey Sadly I am a Scorpio which for some reason rules me out. Such a disappointment, he sounds like Prince Charming himself!
@TheBreadmonkey Just dudes being dudes.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey He doesn't need a wife so much as a tailor, that suit's as old as his castles.
@TheBreadmonkey $65k daily I take it?
@TheBreadmonkey welp, good to get today's search for Most Batshit Person done early I guess.
I do reeeeally want to meet the person who answers the ad though, because I think she might be a hoot.
@TheBreadmonkey the “good breeder” in the heading is so gross that I just assumed he was referring to animals until hearing otherwise.
@TheBreadmonkey He’s a real piece of work. His future wife must also to be young enough to provide him with a an heir and a spare and willing to pass his wealth along to his family when he dies if no direct heir is produced. The salary for operational management the duties he outlined is ridiculously low even if he wasn’t expecting a sex-toy with a proven track record as a good breeder on top of everything else. And he thinks this interview makes him sound attractive? 🤯
@TheBreadmonkey https://youtu.be/g4aLyav45Sg?si=o38eIcpjM3VOLzP9