@lowqualityfacts May he die screaming in agony and sorted into the Inferno, stuffed ankle deep in Satan’s Sphincter.

@lowqualityfacts Unless someone of US, dies before him...

The future is always uncertain the end always near..

But, SO WHAT - everyone dies eventually, also him - no one gets out alive

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I have already picked out which version of the Hallelujah Chorus I am going to post on that day.

@lowqualityfacts only a few toots past this one in the TL https://mefi.social/@best_of_mltshp/115545413866955054

@lowqualityfacts I expect I will be aware of the death before I read the obit, by the whoops and shouts and pot-banging in the streets.

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> "All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."

~ Clarence Darrow

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mark-twain-obituary-pleasure/

https://archive.org/details/storyofmylife000darr/page/86/mode/2up?q=obituary

For the record I am not pro-death, I simply enjoy reading a well written obituary.

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s/his/their/

@lowqualityfacts So the people that cheered for death can still look forward to death-focused glee? That's like saying the evil people will continue to be evil.

It's on the darker side for what I'm assuming is intending to be a lighthearted humor account.

There's enough real deaths happening in real life to try to promote more of it.