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Martin Seeger
@masek@infosec.exchange  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

Updated "greek task list":

orphean task: when you almost succeed, but lose everything the moment you turn around to check your progress.

daedalean task: when you’re forced to design something brilliant and functional… that you yourself will inevitably become trapped inside.

medusan task: when your project becomes so horrifying that everyone involved freezes in place rather than deal with it.

tantaline task: when success is right there, but bureaucracy or budget cuts keep snatching it away at the last moment, forever.

pandoran task: when fixing one small issue unleashes a thousand new ones, but hey — at least there’s still hope somewhere in the ticket backlog.

odyssean task: when the assignment technically has an end, but it’s buried under so many side quests that you forget what the original goal was.

narcissian task: when the entire effort is about maintaining appearances rather than achieving anything of substance.

promethean task: when you give people a powerful new tool that could transform their work — and are punished eternally for doing so.

orestian task: when the mess you’re cleaning up is the direct result of the last cleanup you performed.

thesean task: when the only way to finish is to disassemble everything piece by piece — until you’re no longer sure if what’s left is the same project you started.

achillean task: when your work is flawless except for that one fatal oversight that will, inevitably, destroy you.

penelopean task: when you diligently undo by night what you accomplish by day, just to keep the stakeholders pacified.

midasean task: when everything you touch turns into paperwork, compliance documents, or gold-plated nonsense nobody actually needs.

gordian task: not intended to be actually done, but violence is the answer.

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Chewie
@chewie@mammut.gogreenit.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@masek I'm bookmarking this for later reference :)

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Billy Smith
@BillySmith@social.coop replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@masek

Augean task: Where you are given a shovel, when what is really needed is a firehose. :D

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Martin Seeger
@masek@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

Contributor: @jollyorc

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Martin Seeger
@masek@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

This was inspired by a post that reached me as screenshot:

Post from "apollos-boyfriend":

the fact that we only have “herculean task”
and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so
here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
e jcarian task: when you have a task you
know you're going to fail at anyways, so
why not have some fun with it before it
all comes crashing down

e cassandrean task: when you have to
deal with people you KNOW won’t
listen to you, despite having accurate
information, and having to watch them
fumble about when you told them the
solution from the start (most often
witnessed in customer service)
Post from "apollos-boyfriend": the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire e jcarian task: when you have a task you know you're going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down e cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
Post from "apollos-boyfriend": the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire e jcarian task: when you have a task you know you're going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down e cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
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David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)
@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@masek/115507493019127678

Cassandrean Task is how I am going to describe every interaction with RISC-V standardisation from now on.

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