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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

I've fallen into the seedy world of online food content. Signs of the end times. Monetised nonsense. I must know how egg corn warrants two and a half million views and yes I must know why sausage is trending god help me.

Why is sausage trending
Why is sausage trending
Why is sausage trending
Pan full of corn with someone holding an egg over it

1 can of corn with 1 egg and your kids will be asking for this snack every day

2.5million views
Pan full of corn with someone holding an egg over it 1 can of corn with 1 egg and your kids will be asking for this snack every day 2.5million views
Pan full of corn with someone holding an egg over it 1 can of corn with 1 egg and your kids will be asking for this snack every day 2.5million views
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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

The word viral seems to have been picked up and largely misunderstood by those wishing to flog clicks. Not everything is viral. Your sausage casserole isn't viral or a secret German recipe. It's just some sausages and vegetables. Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.

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John Maxwell
@jmax@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey No, seriously, it's raining.

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Stephen Gower
@srgower@ottawa.place replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey If your sausage casserole is viral there's probably something wrong with it.

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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago
Cartoon by @alexkrokus - life of a meme

4 panes - in the first we see a group of blue people hanging out smiling. One has put a pineapple on their head to applause from the rest. In pane 2 we see more people have pineapples on their head and are taking pictures, uploading to social media, one even has a pineapple tshirt on. In pane 3, a large overbearing red person with BRAND written on the front has barged in with a pineapple on their head, upsetting the other blue people. In the final pane we see 3 red BRAND people all wearing pineapples and congratulating each other, as the blue people sadly fling the pineapples to the floor and walk off, the thing spoiled.
Cartoon by @alexkrokus - life of a meme 4 panes - in the first we see a group of blue people hanging out smiling. One has put a pineapple on their head to applause from the rest. In pane 2 we see more people have pineapples on their head and are taking pictures, uploading to social media, one even has a pineapple tshirt on. In pane 3, a large overbearing red person with BRAND written on the front has barged in with a pineapple on their head, upsetting the other blue people. In the final pane we see 3 red BRAND people all wearing pineapples and congratulating each other, as the blue people sadly fling the pineapples to the floor and walk off, the thing spoiled.
Cartoon by @alexkrokus - life of a meme 4 panes - in the first we see a group of blue people hanging out smiling. One has put a pineapple on their head to applause from the rest. In pane 2 we see more people have pineapples on their head and are taking pictures, uploading to social media, one even has a pineapple tshirt on. In pane 3, a large overbearing red person with BRAND written on the front has barged in with a pineapple on their head, upsetting the other blue people. In the final pane we see 3 red BRAND people all wearing pineapples and congratulating each other, as the blue people sadly fling the pineapples to the floor and walk off, the thing spoiled.
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Fishercat
@Fishercat@kolektiva.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey WTF is egg corn?

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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey seems like a bit of a cheat that they don’t mention the cheese.

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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@Nickiquote

Make this simple lasagne with only one ingredient!

(put together with a shitload of other ingredients)

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internetsdairy
@internetsdairy@mastodon.art replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey This site, nearly 30 years old now! - is the only online food content you need. http://www.godecookery.com/ I once made a winking cockentrice gif, back in the day.

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Catarina :mastodon_oops:
@catarinac@masto.pt replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey so why is sausage trending?

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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@catarinac

I beg of you not to look. If I just say to you exploding cheesy sausage mukbang, just take my word it's not worth it.

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Catarina :mastodon_oops:
@catarinac@masto.pt replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey hahaha, I will indeed take your word for it

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