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Jeff Jarvis
@jeffjarvis@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 23 hours ago

I think there's consensus that we all should call it the Epstein Ballroom. And I propose renaming the rest the Gold House.

wash post rendering of the huge addition.
wash post rendering of the huge addition.
wash post rendering of the huge addition.
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huntingdon
@huntingdon@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@jeffjarvis

It should all come down when the next Democratic Party president is in the Oval Office. Trump's fantasies to the contrary, there is no such thing as permanent.

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Baron Vonskinnback
@Vonskinnback@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@jeffjarvis let's face it doesn't matter what it is because eventually when he's dead and his family's gone They're gonna have to knock the fucker down and rebuild it back the way it was, Trumps name should be removed from everything apart from a single public toilet in DC & that should be called the "Pump & Dump Trump" memorial shithouse...

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Katrina Katrinka :donor:
@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@jeffjarvis
The Gilt House is more accurate.

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Alex Lloyd 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
@AlexLloyd@autistics.life replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@jeffjarvis
Turd Palace

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saxnot ➡️ HOA, GPN
@saxnot@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@jeffjarvis is the pink area new?
don't really know how the white house looks

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John Sexton
@diverdutch@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@jeffjarvis You misspelled Pedo Palace

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EliJ quilting cataloguer
@EliJquilting@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@jeffjarvis Nice. But gold doesn't tarnish and the current admin has covered everything with tarnish. Maybe fools gold?

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Jhooper
@jhooper@techhub.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@jeffjarvis I'd just rename the bathrooms "gold showers"

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Graeme 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@pa27@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@jeffjarvis Good plan. It'll piss of the dictator of Trumpistan is "Epstein wing" sticks....

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vruz
@vruz@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@jeffjarvis Good, now it's only missing Julius Caesar's Saepta on the front side.

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Thomas Traynor
@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@jeffjarvis or the outhouse. Since the Orange TACO has that fecal fetish, it would be a good choice.

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Coryndon Luxmoore
@luxmoore@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@jeffjarvis he would like that name tho

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The Penguin of Evil
@etchedpixels@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@jeffjarvis we've been referring to it as the shitehouse since Reagan

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jackel23gr
@jackel23gr@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@jeffjarvis
Has anyone reported who the contractor is destroying American history?

It's also ironic that he isn't willing to tough out the tariffs ( #TACO) yet is expecting everyone else to do so.

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John A. Wojtowicz
@jxwojtowicz@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@jeffjarvis
Thank you for your post.
Considering the present residents, perhaps "OUTHOUSE" would be more appropriate.

Peace

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myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@jeffjarvis

"neoclassical facade" tacked on the side like a campaign button.

This is a box (data center) with architectural stickers on it.

McMansion "CAD Pack" vibes.

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myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@jeffjarvis

Epstein Files Memorial Data Center

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Kees N ✅
@knu@toot.community replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@jeffjarvis
Ewwwww, ugly design. Asymmetrical facade? And then call it Neoclassical?
Either #Drumpf drew it himself, or the architect pranked him.
Painful.

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Tom Harrington
@atomicbird@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@jeffjarvis @briankrebs he’d just think “gold house” was a good name

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Shadow Heart
@Sh4d0w_H34rt@freeradical.zone replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@jeffjarvis is outhouse too on the nose?

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Temporally Displaced
@Amira_Hellenikos@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@jeffjarvis I'm thinking something else entirely. If it really is the people's house what sort of a people are we? Wasn't it originally built by slaves?

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Aliceonboard
@aliceonboard@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@jeffjarvis I think the Versailles vibe is strong here. A palace is born.

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Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽
@Sassinake@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@jeffjarvis

gold-plated, because cheaper.

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Kim Possible :kimoji_fire:
@kimlockhartga@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@jeffjarvis Tacky Shack

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Hans Dampf
@Tschekka1982@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@jeffjarvis "The White Gold House" ? Then something of the original name remains

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Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤
@sloanlance@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@jeffjarvis
Yes! "Gold House" has too many positive connotations for some people. We need a pejorative name that's negative for all. Maybe… Gilded House? Glittery House? Gaudy House? Gauche House?
(All "G" words coming to mind! 😄)

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CynBlogger™️Dissents
@cynblogger@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@jeffjarvis
Ok, except that shiny crap isn’t gold — it’s gilt, or in this case, guilt.

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Schroedinger
@SteveClough@metalhead.club replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@jeffjarvis Fools Gold house?

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Jorge Candeias
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@jeffjarvis the Epstein Ballroom in the Pedophile Wing of the Gilded House?

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TopKnot
@TopKnot@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

@jeffjarvis

My #MAGA neighbor came up with ... "The White's Only House."
He was serious.

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Frieke
@Frieke72@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

@jeffjarvis addition to map (as I see Rose garden)... Jacky Kennedy Memorial garden is gone

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NeverFiftyOne
@NeverFiftyOne@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

@jeffjarvis Agreed! Check out this parody, Presidential Oddity, for more on the orange con man
https://youtu.be/X1dwr4GoymE

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Morten Kjeldgaard
@mok0@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 21 hours ago

@jeffjarvis Trump is dying, I call it The White Hospice.

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Preston MacDougall
@ChemicalEyeGuy@mstdn.science replied  ·  activity timestamp 21 hours ago

@jeffjarvis Temporarily, yes!

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GhostOnTheHalfShell
@GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai replied  ·  activity timestamp 21 hours ago

@jeffjarvis

The Nazis were really fond of building ostentatious monuments to themselves.

I seem to remember there was a film of what happened to the third break building at the end of the war.

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tkissing
@tkissing@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 21 hours ago

@jeffjarvis White Trash House

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Barry Cook
@bazcook@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 21 hours ago

@jeffjarvis - assuming there will be a ‘next’ President, I’m hoping they’ll bulldoze the thing to the ground - remember it’s supposed to paid for by Trump and his buddies - and replace it with trees. Maybe a pond.

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Curioso 🍉 🇺🇦 (jgg)
@jgg@qoto.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 22 hours ago

@jeffjarvis

So the ballroom wing is much bigger than the work wing?

That explains everything.

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mayhem
@mayhem@social.tchncs.de replied  ·  activity timestamp 22 hours ago

@jeffjarvis @dborch For further development see

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania_(city)

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CdnChick2025
@HerFreedom@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 22 hours ago

@jeffjarvis

it's fitting since Pres Chump's grandfather ran a brothel and eatery for gold miners.. like Epstein

That shady business was built in Whitehorse, BC, Canada, actually... baby Donald is still hoping to find gold in Canadian land

Same businesses, different day

ew just realised they might have laughed about that commonality 🫢

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P_______X
@P__X@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 22 hours ago

@jeffjarvis #EpsteinWing

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mimiimim
@1sxteenthDANE@mstdn.dk replied  ·  activity timestamp 22 hours ago

@jeffjarvis love that. Personally, I can't resist "lobster claw."

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Havyhh2
@havvyhh2@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 22 hours ago

@jeffjarvis ....huh....will it be pink😊?

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