@mike even if AntiFa may now be broke now … you can still redeem your solidarity points with the cooperation partners. Just show your loyalty card

@mike Just tried my antifa credit card at the local gas station and it got declined. Horrible how will I eat?

@mike OMG I was gonna go to Vail, now I won't be able to afford it! We'll have to cancel the hot tub and pool project as well. Shucks.

@mike this isn’t going to look good on anyone’s resume 😬

@mike DAMMIT! I was counting on that bonus!

Can't Soros make up the difference?

@mike Antifa HR memo said if you file your riot timesheets before close of business this week, they will still process them under the previous classification, but from next week on it's terror rates and forms for everyone.

@mike all you commenters are a hoot… made the original post even better! Thank you for the smile

@mike

Dang it, thanks for the update!

I hadn't heard from our team leader this week but our benefit picnic/riot practice was canceled without any explanation.

So now I probably know why.

And here I am with all these expired eggs ready for throwing and causing sticky mayhem. I saved them up from last year's water glass experiment.

I was really looking forward to improving my egg-toss aim. I guess it's back to bricks and bottles. Sigh.

@mike the other 2 guys in my cell are definitely not talking with me until I tell them what our 26Q1 KPIs are.

I'm just f--kin with ya. Our plans so far have just been to point and laugh at as many MAGAts and fascists we see 😎

@mike We’ll never reach CMM Level 3 now.

And ISO 9001 compliance? You can kiss it goodbye.

smh

@mike sucks you guys never unioned up. I guess it's a real conservative industry.

@mike I still haven't been paid for all the protests I've gone to!

@mike If I don't get my holiday bonus, I won't riot