database.json
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@catsalad {“data”: “8 GB of base64’d SQLite file”}
@catsalad you got nothing on my work's .md based database
@catsalad@infosec.exchange @kajer@infosec.exchange I hope it's one big markdown table. Imagine the stress of adding a column there.
@puppygirlhornypost2 @kajer Every JOIN query makes a new .md fill on demand
@catsalad *is actually all XML*
@catsalad but its parquet in base64
that’s why i have a job
isn't it database.xls.json?
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