Sorry to hear that dude. I personally think you should just have a day off for naffness but I applied that logic to me once then basically didn't get up for a couple of years.... metaphorically. It's a bright beautiful day out there. The world's your oyster. You're a tiger! Rawwrrr. Remember that every good thing they ever happened happened in a week that had a a Tuesday in it. You've got this! Go team! Hurrah for Tom! *crowd cheering* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Gooood saaaave oooour gracious Tom, loooong liiiive oooour noble Tom, god save our Tom. SEND HIM VICTOOOORIOUS, HAPPY AND GLOOOORIOUS, LONG TO REEEEIGN OVER US, GOD SAVE OUR TOM. You can do this! 
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Sorry to hear that dude. I personally think you should just have a day off for naffness but I applied that logic to me once then basically didn't get up for a couple of years.... metaphorically. It's a bright beautiful day out there. The world's your oyster. You're a tiger! Rawwrrr. Remember that every good thing they ever happened happened in a week that had a a Tuesday in it. You've got this! Go team! Hurrah for Tom! *crowd cheering* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Gooood saaaave oooour gracious Tom, loooong liiiive oooour noble Tom, god save our Tom. SEND HIM VICTOOOORIOUS, HAPPY AND GLOOOORIOUS, LONG TO REEEEIGN OVER US, GOD SAVE OUR TOM. You can do this!
@TheBreadmonkey @Erased_Citizen Pretty sure Tom is now king of the world after being officially chosen by royal BENediction.
I don't think you actually have to do anything and it's just a title. You just wave at peasants for big occasions and wear a silly hat sometimes. Urgh, you're so lucky!
