Good morning. Dreamed I developed an unlikely friendship with Lady Gaga who borrowed my phone without asking and spent all my money on Candy Crush then tried to pay me back by giving me a Cartier watch. We met on set where Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie were filming an acrobatic toilet dance video. Gaga and I got chatting over the fact the stunt doubles were septuplets. Gaga and I's relationship was pretty platonic. I think she probably wants more but I'm committed to my family and frankly she's a menace. Hilarity and hi-jinks ensue.
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@TheBreadmonkey Dancing acrobatically in the toilet? Dancing with acrobatic toilets? I have so many questions...
@TheBreadmonkey You think it was platonic but she was wearing her poker face
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Absolute menace
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I never claimed to not be that.
Lol Gaga not you! But I totally respect your right to also be an absolute menace aswell. 🙌
@TheBreadmonkey Coming, this summer, to Dave, a series about an unlikely duo, Ben and Gaga!
