Just an observation but you can replace arts with arse in any given situation. Museum of Performing Arse. University of the Arse. Head of Creative Arse. Royal Academy of Arse. Southbank - Londons biggest arse centre. Etc. You can have that for free.
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@TheBreadmonkey "he had a black belt in the martial arse"
@TheBreadmonkey immediately changimg my business card to Fine Arse Model, thanks.
@TheBreadmonkey I be sure to put that into my arse-anal
@TheBreadmonkey All of which is frequently dependent on a grant from the Arse Council.
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I tried replacing "arts," with "arse," Ben, and it works -- EVERY time.
How can this be possible?
Are we living in a simulation?
Is there a conspiracy afoot?
Bong hits 4 Jesus.
... or ants.
Royal Academy of Ants
National Council for the Ants
If you don't want to be so ... cheeky.
@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey We have federal funding for the Canadian arse!
@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey
I’m pretty sure there’s a naughty pun that can be made from that.
Nothing is occurring to me, though.
@TheBreadmonkey The Arse of the Deal
And we have a winner
@TheBreadmonkey I have a book on archery called The Art of Repetition, and The Arse of Repetition sums up the sport perfectly.
San Francisco's PALACE OF FINE ARSE! 
@TheBreadmonkey my town has a building called the Woodruff arts center. No one notices that I pronounce it farts center every time
@TheBreadmonkey personally I'm a practitioner of the occult arse
@TheBreadmonkey I'm sure I've seen someone posting lewds on here wearing a pair of knickers saying Arse Technica
. . . Beaux Arse, as they say en france
