One of the upsides of being a goat is that you can actually climb inside your breakfast
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@sundogplanets 😶🌫️ now i'm thinking of curling up in a giant breakfast burrito. mmm😋
@sundogplanets @briankrebs ...or sneak into the "pantry".
@sundogplanets They're still visible, tho. Try and dump a lot of hay or freshly cut greens out for the bunnies and half of them disappear...
@sundogplanets I'm just imagining diving into a massive bowl of fruity muesli!
@sundogplanets @Lazarou I believe ‘Alien’ hatchlings can too.
@sundogplanets Hay, that's convenient!
@sundogplanets have you considered asking your Mastodon admins to moderate signups so people can't use your server for spam?
@sundogplanets I'm going home to lay in a big pile of pretzel bread. Maybe Fritos.
Given enough porridge in a large enough bowl, I can do that too.
@sundogplanets So for us clueless city kids - how do the goats tell the difference between a fresh roll of hay and the hay lying all around? Where do they draw the line, like “I’m not eating THAT”? Or do they actually have a nibble of the barn floor hay from time to time?