*To the tune of What Do We Do With The Drunken Sailor*
What shall we have in our breakfast sandwich?
What shall we have in our breakfast sandwich?
What shall we have in our breakfast sandwich?
Early in the morning
You can have that for free
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@TheBreadmonkey Put in some cheese between the bread
Slap on some ham but make sure it's dead
Don't forget the coffee and you'll be fed
Early in the morning
@TheBreadmonkey Nonsense! One million pounds!
@Gogs @TheBreadmonkey One BILLION pounds!
(Mmwahahahahahahah)
@DamonHD @TheBreadmonkey Damn! You’re good at this.
@DamonHD @TheBreadmonkey I have decided that in this regard I shall now be acting more as Ben’s agent. Some might say ‘mirth pimp’, but those people are unenlightened.
@TheBreadmonkey
Eggs and cheese and a sausage patty
Eggs and cheese and a sausage patty
Eggs and cheese and a sausage patty
Ear-lie in the morning
Oh, bacon, an egg, and cheese will do.
Oh, bacon, an egg, and cheese will do.
Oh, bacon, an egg, and cheese will do.
Unless you’re vegan.
Br... Breakfast sandwich?
@mespique @TheBreadmonkey Imagine a full English breakfast between two slices of bread. Or as many elements as you can sensibly, or insensibly, fit in.
Or....... Pasta in a wrap
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @mespique
Not sure how I feel about the wrap portion of this, but wrapped in a thick slice of garlic bread and I'm all over it!
@TheBreadmonkey @mespique That is not a breakfast sandwich, that is a declaration of war on Italy.
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Put in it the Breville till its toasted
Put in it the Breville till its toasted
Put in it the Breville till its toasted
Early in the morning
Frustratingly I only thought of it at lunchtime and so if you'd prefer you can substitute it with
What shall we have in our lunchtime salad?
What shall we have in our lunchtime salad?
What shall we have in our lunchtime salad?
Middle of the daytime
You're welcome
Lettuce and plantbased chicken
Lettuce and plantbased chicken
Lettuce and plantbased chicken
Middle of the daytime
I could go on
Gonna have a coffee with my salad
Gonna have a coffee with my salad
Gonna have a coffee with my salad
Because I am a heathen
@TheBreadmonkey wholy fiber-rama Batman!
There once was a man who liked to eat
And his username was The Breadmonkey
He ate his food, he sang his songs
Chew me bully boys chew
@TheBreadmonkey Ashes in your mouth at best.
