This is certainly how I have planned *my* years social media strategy. By...... *checks notes*.... Fragmenting my amplified authenticity creative pattern identity and shaping chaos culture through frugal optimism and nostalgia remix fastvertising.
The 18 social media trends to shape your 2026 strategy
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Sounds like it’s ready for posting on LinkedIn. 😂
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Some people really believe marketing and business bullshit. like in their soul. There should be a song like James Brown "Get on up" except instead of a sex machine its like an IBM point of sale register or something.
I'll second that @TheBreadmonkey .... whatever it means 🤔
@TheBreadmonkey fastvertising? 🙄🤮😮💨
@TheBreadmonkey lol, not here. Here, I am the algorithm. I know posters who use nuance and they’re all cowards.
@TheBreadmonkey Eep. I guess I was oblivious to all this. Do I gotta catch up now?
@TheBreadmonkey I read that as "fermenting" my amplified authenticity and really, that makes more sense for what we do around here: take a bunch of unrelated elements, put them in our brains with a bunch of bacteria until they rot and/or explode in interesting ways 👍🏽
@TheBreadmonkey Hootsuite are my preferred strategy partner /s
https://mobilesyrup.com/2026/01/26/vancouver-hootsuite-standing-by-ice-contract/
@TheBreadmonkey "the brand of You".
Chtulu help us all. What a world we built.
@TheBreadmonkey no synergy? truly outrageous!
My actual social media strategy
I'm still reeling at the thought there are people out there strategising what to say on social media. At home with a whiteboard on the wall and under Thursday they've written 'bee fucking?'.
@TheBreadmonkey well your not going to do that on a Friday now are you.
@TheBreadmonkey Meanwhile, I'm over here with a firehose, spraying shitposts over every surface.
@TheBreadmonkey my posting bishop takes your posting knight.
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Finally an opening to share my thoughts on dragonfly mating.
@TheBreadmonkey I am just storyboarding my response to this post..
@angusjordan @TheBreadmonkey kanbanning like an agile sigma master ready to synergize my scrum
@TheBreadmonkey I don't get it either. I also just say whatever I like whenever I like.
@TheBreadmonkey If that’s where language is heading, I might as well just check out now.
@TheBreadmonkey this is just a long-winded way of saying Be Bisexual
