Him: if we magically got rid of any ethical, practical and moral issues and you could have any wild animal as a pet what would it be?

Me: oh definitely a few giant isopods

Him: what? They live in the ocean.

Me: you let Jessi say dolphins

Him: but people keep dolphins in captivity

Me: not ethically

Him: no but I said no ethical issues or practical issues exist in this hypothetical because magic

Me: AND I SAID GIANT ISOPODS