Living life, having my little intrusive thoughts in Bluewater, surrounded by all of the people in the world. You may think 'not me!'. But you'd be wrong. You are here. We all are. Milling about aimlessly in the heat. The reasons for being here lost in time. Panic your only friend. Thinking 'I'll just get a coffee', but it's a thousand pounds and your phone is nearly dead. Am I in hell? Almost certainly. Difficult to conceive of a worse punishment. What a way to find out. In a Krispy Kremes. Repent! Repent!
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@TheBreadmonkey Blue Monday Water
@TheBreadmonkey the only good reason to be at Bluewater is to visit the LEGO store 😂
You are not wrong!
@TheBreadmonkey if you have any drugs left over after that trip, can I please also have some?
@TheBreadmonkey Bluewater is forever etched into my memory because my eldest went through a phase when they were a toddler of wanting to push the buggy rather than riding in it, and their favourite thing in the world was to push their buggy round and round and round and round Bluewater.
@TheBreadmonkey You need sugar, buy a doughnut at just under 1 Billion Pounds.