It's like a reverse polarity vortex. My family are incapable of putting anything actually in there and instead leave it all next to it, like an offering. A shrine to lost food.
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@TheBreadmonkey same goes for the washing machine. My family cannot grasp the concept of "two thirds fulls" and wonder why clothes don't come out clean when they ram it absolutely full #dadRant 🤨
@TheBreadmonkey Even more if you remove those bulky shelves
Miraculously it always ends up clean despite the doubt that sets in when closing the lid.
@TheBreadmonkey you can even cook salmon in the dishwasher.
@TheBreadmonkey we don't have a dishwasher, but there is probably a time in the future (ie in about a year) when we might have a dishwasher, and my partner and I are already having Discussions about the correct way to load the hypothetical dishwasher
@TheBreadmonkey normalise 'clean enough'
I am the embodiment of this (only joking I am mental about being clean and hate being unclean to the point of a disorder)
@TheBreadmonkey I have worked out that if I really need to hide something from my family, I can just put it in the dishwasher.
It's like a reverse polarity vortex. My family are incapable of putting anything actually in there and instead leave it all next to it, like an offering. A shrine to lost food.
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote My OH does this, because she knows I'll have to reload anything she puts in anyway. It's a satisfactory arrangement.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey teenagers treat the dishwasher like an unexploded bomb
Renaming my dishwasher The Hurt Locker