There is only one email that finds me well, and it is the one that says "Happy birthday! Here is a voucher for one free small ice cream cone."

@lowqualityfacts He looks happy, maybe well. Is frog? Weird green cat?

@lowqualityfacts I like email, but I would also like this t-shirt.

@lowqualityfacts I actually like email T^T. but I don't work in an office environment to become jaded to it :P