The night is still young, @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @julianlawson
The night is still young, @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @julianlawson
@TheBreadmonkey @julianlawson M&S might release a Percy Pig sex doll. And a Colin the Caterpillar vibrator.
@matthew @TheBreadmonkey @julianlawson The things that teddy bear has seen.
Choo-choo! He's going into the tunnel!...
Oh my god I'm so sorry this is the worst thing I've ever said
The night is still young, @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @julianlawson
@surdfish @Nickiquote @julianlawson
It doesn't even make sense. I think in my head although it's a caterpillar the general structure and face reminds me of Thomas T Tank Engine. You don't even SAY choo choo for caterpillars. Stupid Ben! Stupid stupid sexy Ben.
@TheBreadmonkey yes, you beat me to it!!
@julianlawson
@TheBreadmonkey also, savage but not savage enough alt-text. She'd be the worst manager ever ever.
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@julianlawson closes Mastodon. Switches off phone. Rips router off wall. Wraps both phone and router in six black bin bags, takes train to Cornwall, drops package down disused tin mine shaft