What I *should* do, is figure out how to wean myself off Python.
I think #golang is probably where I should go.
A modern C-like language with high level features. Written by old curmudgeons who haven't got time left for busywork. Who value the promises made by their APIs and design choices.
Evidence: the security community lambasts them for refusing to change an API which was deemed "not secure enough." https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/critical-golang-xml-parser-bugs-can-cause-saml-authentication-bypass/
That, kids, is a feature. Not a bug.
My kind of people!