Microsoft's CEO doesn't want us to talk about AI slop any more, does he?
He's quite right: we need to start calling unwanted LLM-generated garbage "Nadella", in honour of Microsoft renaming "Office" to "CoPilot".
Or I guess we could call it Nadella Bukkake.
What do you think?
@cstross I mean, just throw it in his face. @pluralistic
MicroSlop’s CEO is going to have to live with disappointment, methinks.
Oh, you mean MicroSlop's CEO? The company that created SloPilot (CoSlop?). Naaaah. #antiai
Sounds like a load of spooge
@cstross @pluralistic Oh, you mean like santorum? Good idea!
@cstross @pluralistic stop calling LLMs ‘AI’, there’s nothing intelligent about regurgitating luke-warm refried Wikipedia articles and Reddit threads.
I like labelling boosters as slopvangelical LLM thumpers, because it’s functionally indistinguishable from a cult, and their supporting dogma is as schizophrenic as many religious texts.
@cstross @pluralistic I think anyone who has to plunk 'bukkake' into a search engine is going to get an eye opening surprise ...
@cstross @pluralistic They did what? Lol.
nadella is what results when you try to make Nutella using a recipe you got from ChatGPT
@cstross @pluralistic They didn’t… 😦
Oh, of course they did.
I guess this is one way to solve the problem of “nobody’s using copilot” 🤦♂️
@cstross @pluralistic Plain old "nadella", just as one writes "santorum" without the initial capital.
@cstross @pluralistic If he doesn’t like our calling slop slop, we could just call *him* slop, and then when he objects we can simply say, “I’m very sorry; that was an error. I hallucinated your name. From now on I will only use your real name: slop.”
@cstross @pluralistic Nadella Bukkake
What a wonderful phrase
Nadella Bukkake
Ain′t no passin' craze
@cstross @pluralistic I think... Ewww.
On second thoughts, EEEEWWWWWWW.
