Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Wooden Cockatoo Figurine. Cockatoos are commonly known as Australian roosters due to the sound they make, "cockatoodledoo".
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All animals are venomous in Australia, and that includes cockatoos. One bite is enough to put you in a coma for life.
@lowqualityfacts
White killer rabbits were confined to the british Caerbannog area.
Wait... What?
White killer rabbits were introduced down under to get rid of unyips and droppin' bears.
Darn.
Weyland-Yutani may have the solution.
@lowqualityfacts That's why Australians pretend to like them so much. Don't want to make them angry…
@lowqualityfacts I'm told that when non-venomous creatures are imported to Australia, they *become* venomous.
hell it includes Australians!