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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

For the love of dog, don't replace the operating system on someone's computer without their consent.

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Else, Someone
Else, Someone
@nobody@mastodon.acm.org replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@neil

* unless it's surveillanceware, in which case treat them as an enemy combatant

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Greg
Greg
@gregalotl@c.im replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil
Sorry Mum. If you want free support, you're just going to have to get used to zOS on your phone!

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Jennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊
Jennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊
@theogrin@chaosfem.tw replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil

It is, however, more than fair play to throw a copy of Linux on your spare laptop if you have friends and family members who insist on borrowing it.

They'll learn. One way or another... they'll learn...

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Wulfy
Wulfy
@n_dimension@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil

However, replacing the background image on someone's computer with a screenshotbif another IS is a very funny #geek joke...

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Simon, Global Thought Leader
Simon, Global Thought Leader
@Salty@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil Microsoft: the hell you say

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Stevan
@withaveeay@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil What if they ask for grub?

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Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag:
@ryanc@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil what about their bootloader?

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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@ryanc

Naughty.

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Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag:
@ryanc@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil They ran a CTF binary as root, and I fixed it for them after replacing it with a nyancat demo.

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Riley Catelynn 🏳️‍⚧️
Riley Catelynn 🏳️‍⚧️
@aviumcaravan@gts.apicrim.es replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil i only do it consensually, and to abysmal dogshit hardware that would benefit from it tenfold 🙏

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Roger BW 😷
Roger BW 😷
@RogerBW@discordian.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil This especially applies if you are Microsoft.

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j0ebaldw1n
j0ebaldw1n
@j0ebaldw1n@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil Ruining the family Christmas by putting Arch on nan's computer and saying if she wants to use Facebook she needs to read the wiki

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Campbell Jones
Campbell Jones
@serebit@floss.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil But DO install uBlock Origin on someone's computer without their consent.

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Rupert V/
Rupert V/
@rupert@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil Does this apply to forced "upgrades" too?

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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@rupert I'd start with "don't touch someone else's computer without their consent", and go from there :)

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mal3aby
mal3aby
@mal3aby@mastodon.smears.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil @rupert I mean, technically MS didn't actually *touch* my computer, but the forced upgrades (and the timing of them in particular) have definitely not been welcome...

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tiddy roosevelt
tiddy roosevelt
@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil Is this the my little pony guy at it again

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Oriel Jutty :hhHHHAAAH:
Oriel Jutty :hhHHHAAAH:
@barubary@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil All your files are exactly where you left them

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nadja
nadja
@dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil not even when it'd be *really funny* because they're one of those guys that say the “erm actually it's GNU-slash-LINUX” spiel unironically and you're replacing it with HaikuOS?

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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@dequbed nadja.

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nadja
nadja
@dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil okaaaaay, I'll be good I promise blobcatcaged

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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@dequbed I doubt it very much, but I will overlook it.

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Och Menno
Och Menno
@OchmennoPodcast@literatur.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@neil with some exeptions...

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