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Ben, investigative journalist
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Just had this posted through my door. It's a conservative leaflet made up to look like a newspaper, only every article is that all your problems are Sadiq Khans fault. 😂

Beckenham, Shortlands and West Wickham

Report Back

from your Conservative Councillors and Thomas Turrell AM

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Beckenham, Shortlands and West Wickham Report Back from your Conservative Councillors and Thomas Turrell AM Action Demanded to...
Beckenham, Shortlands and West Wickham Report Back from your Conservative Councillors and Thomas Turrell AM Action Demanded to...
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David Cohen
@davidbcohen@twit.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey My burger order at lunch took 20 mins to come out at Westfield Stratford. No sign of the Mayor. Disgusting apathy from the man running the city, IN SIGHT OF THE OLYMPIC PARK FOR GODS SAKE!!!!

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TerryB
@TerryBTwo@ohai.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey Ironically I became disillusioned with the Libdems in the 2019 GE because they used the fake newspaper thing. But I expected more of them than trying to trick voters.

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Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷
@Tooden@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey That bandwagon is getting pretty full.

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RolloTreadway
@RolloTreadway@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey My Mum literally just broke her hip at a tube station. Who else can possibly be to blame for that?

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One-and-only Allen Versfeld
@uastronomer@mastodon.monoceros.co.za replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey So serious question here: Is that logo in fact the laziest design in the history of marketing, a literal scribble with a blue marker?

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HeatherMJ
@HeatherMJ@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey
It's Tuesday. Is that his fault too?

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Ben, investigative journalist
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@HeatherMJ

Yes!

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HeatherMJ
@HeatherMJ@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey

I suspected as much

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Arratoon
@arratoon@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey Sadiq Khan left the gate to our bin store open. #KhansFault

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Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey it's not even good texture for wiping

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scribblans
@scribblanitea@cupoftea.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey I guess they have to do their own newspaper as none of the others are bothered by what the Conservatives think now.

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mossyrua
@mossyrua@mastodon.ie replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey

If you are lead to believe it’s a newspaper, send it to ofcom (with a complaint) see what they make of it?

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Alex 🇵🇸
@alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey But is he also responsible for the wonderful year Crystal Palace are having? Mmm?
Makes you think ;-)
A x

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Urban Camera
@uc@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey

At least they've finally had the courage to admit they are Conservatives.

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Ben, investigative journalist
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Khan is responsible for car thefts

The ubiquitous ULEZ

Khan cutting police numbers

Not enough local homes (Khan)

Khan presides over unsafe roundabout

Potholes

Strangely no mention that he is BROWN THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY JUST SAY MUSLIM YOU ODIOUS GHOULS

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Sam :moomin_hattifatteners:
@ravenbait@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey Probably blame him for the entropic heat death of the universe.

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Stephen Darlington
@sdarlington@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey I stubbed my toe on the bed this morning. That was undoubtedly Khan’s fault.

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Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey he personally steals cars and creates potholes 😸

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Brad Macpherson
@brad@1040ste.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey Who are we supposed to report back to? Sounds very "papieren bitte" to me - didn't my grandad die in two World Cups to prevent that?

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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey Does he preside over this unsafe roundabout on a throne in the middle, laughing every time there’s an accident?

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JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey #Khan

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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey ULEZ is a slur tbh.

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Ben, investigative journalist
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Prime example of dog whistling

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Sarble
@sarble@mefi.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey Headline should just be KKHHHAAAANNN!!

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Laserdisc Turtle (Ewan)
@LaserdiscTurtle@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey Rishi Sunak does the same where I live. Oddly he never blames the guy running the country until recently*

*Not that I read it; it goes straight into the recycling.

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