I THINK ZOHRAN IS OUTRAGEOUSLY CHARISMATIC AND DIRECTIONALLY CORRECT. I ALSO THINK A LOT OF HIS IDEAS REALLY DON'T WORK (SEE: RENT CONTROL). BUT, AND I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO A NOMINAL ADULT: HAVING A MAYOR WHO DOES DUMB STUFF IS NOT THE DEATH OF THE REPUBLIC.
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I THINK ZOHRAN IS OUTRAGEOUSLY CHARISMATIC AND DIRECTIONALLY CORRECT. I ALSO THINK A LOT OF HIS IDEAS REALLY DON'T WORK (SEE: RENT CONTROL). BUT, AND I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO A NOMINAL ADULT: HAVING A MAYOR WHO DOES DUMB STUFF IS NOT THE DEATH OF THE REPUBLIC.
@LRRRonEarth Fun fact: we CURRENTLY have a mayor who does incredibly dumb stuff. Just one tiny example of many... really, too many to count. https://www.thecity.nyc/2025/10/29/nypd-chase-bill-tiffany-caban-amandas-law/
Ooc: right! It's *fine*
LIKE, THERE IS LITERALLY NO POSSIBLE WAY TO STUCK SO BAD AT BEING MAYOR OF NEW YORK THAT THE COUNTRY DIES. I COULD RUN ON A PLATFORM OF TURNING THE G TRAIN INTO A RAILGUN AND PAYING FOR EVERY NEW YORKER TO GET A QUALITY HANDJOB TWICE A YEAR, AND *AMERICA WOULD SURVIVE.*
AOC OBSERVED THAT, "MAYBE IF [SHE] CHANNELED ALL THIS ANGER INTO SWIMMING FASTER [SHE] WOULDN'T HAVE FINISHED FIFTH." WHICH IS A PRETTY RIGHTEOUS BURN ANY WAY YOU SLICE IT.
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