@Alice Add some bacon to it, and you have the best sallad there is.

@Alice @quoteme

@Alice
He got to be your favorite inventor the old fashioned way, Alice, he earned it.

@Alice plus the sequel with eggs.

@Alice Thats one potato salad with an anthropomorphic hotdog.

@Alice @sue I thought they had named it John Cena #IYKYK

@Alice I just learned about this monstrosity and now you need to as well.
Snickers salad - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickers_salad

@Alice how about- and stay with me- cabbage, mayo and a little vinegar?

Or, if you’re like me, a bottle of good wine vinegar, and a straw

@Alice Instantly reminded me of this gem

@Alice That's an omelet.

@Alice And when I discovered my mother-in-law's version that has bacon and sour cream in it, I decided that I like salad after all.

@Alice cause "salad" originally meant anything chipped and sprinkled with salt long before it meant specifically lettuce, etc.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/salad

#etymology

@Alice one of the reasons that the marketing budget is more than the product ;)

@Alice Invented by Sir Isaac Asimov.

@Alice Egg salad, lets boil some eggs and then make an egg yolk sauce and call it a salad.

@Alice "Fuck you we can't call ourselves mayonnaise?"

@Alice I have boosted this post and favourited every reply.

@Alice That person should be tried for crimes against humanity and thrown in the Hague for what they unleashed upon us.

@Alice

. . . might be the perfect toot

. . . it even makes me hungry . . .

@Alice I mix tuna with dill relish and mayonnaise and call it a sandwich.

@Alice with bacon

Genius paradoxical move

@Alice the secret is the temperature. Anything cold can be a salad. Cold pizza? Salad

@Alice
There's a different type of potato salad that tastes even better which is basically potatoes and vinaigrette dressing, which I prefer personally but even so, it does seem that potatoes + a condiment of some form = salad somehow...

@Alice Oh, that reminds me - I bought a bag of tiny potatoes yesterday. Tossing them in the air fryer and then tossing them with some mayo sounds like an excellent idea. And healthy, because it's "salad."

@Alice whoever they are, they’re a legend.

@Alice
Opened a whole new world they did.