• It too is a shitshow in terms of #security and not really performant to the point that #NSAbook wrote their own cross-compiler to make it go brrr!...

Both #JavaScript & PHP are nuisances and should've been put down like #ActiveX.
Silverlight, #Shockwave and #FlashPlayer long ago!

• And yes, if you haven't seen PHP being used as #shitcoin #miner and #malware you haven't even tried dealing with it.

But you can spare yourself the trauma and stockholming...