Won't someone please try and corrupt or bribe me. I'm extremely willing to do quite a lot for a million pounds. The moon isn't real. Crisps give you 4G signal. The Pope is a robot from the future. Beyoncé puts nanobots in the water so she can keep tabs on your digestive systems. Aeroplanes can't really fly, they just put you in a simulation in a wind tunnel on a train and just drive you really fast to other places.
I'll say anything.
@TheBreadmonkey Now they don't need to bribe you. They'll expect payment instead🙄
@TheBreadmonkey I’m willing to back you up with anything for 1 M Euros
I will take it! What do you need? Nude modelling? One man circus show? Zombie apocalypse planner?Assassination? Someone to invent you a new hairstyle? 24-hour yodeling?
@TheBreadmonkey again, I have to say... It's a faulty business model. We don't need to pay you! You already say anything!!! Job done.
I've got so much more inside
@TheBreadmonkey crisps give me 4g signal? do wotsits give you 5g?
