Be kind to yourself.
We all know that "dumpling" means "little dump" and still we want to put them in our mouths
More embarrassing AI Slop from Google: Why Google's AI
can't spell Google (or anything else)
https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/27/why-googles-ai-cant-spell-google-or-anything-else/
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@abstractcode luckily they are so addictive that you are constantly compelled to take handfuls of them at every opportunity
@baronvonj lol
Websites have a new way to spy on visitors: analyzing their SSD activity
Telltale SSD activity can be measured in the browser using simple JavaScript.
https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/05/websites-have-a-new-way-to-spy-on-visitors-analyzing-their-ssd-activity/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
@lzg <sigh>
The White House, before and after Trump.
Good morning everyone 🌞
Still thinking about tiny little computers with 4K RAM. I think maybe I always will...
@halcy I use DuckDuckGo and voted on it. I don't imagined all this people use it too.
this one hurt
Was just using Focusmate and got matched with someone who was studying for her "social media class" and while I was (as always on Focusmate) encouraging of her completing her studies, I couldn't stop thinking... wait... there's a *class* on how to do social media?
people still on substack are like "(fetches fainting couch) but mah clicks! my metrics!" You know what, fuck your clicks, fuck your metrics, and FUCK YOU. Grow a backbone, you absolute cowards. I do not, and will not, give any quarter to fundamental assaults on human dignity and civil rights.
@codinghorror What I hate is that people who refuse to leave substack and choose to gaslight me instead. "Are you sure it's a nazi platform? Do you have any proof?" Bitch go look it up yourself, I tried to say I'm not clickin on substack but they wanna make me question my reality. GFY
@isaacfreeman yes, I think your position on the leaderboard would be safe as houses in that case.