@jpm Kids have food poisoning?
@abstractcode fuck I hope not
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@jpm Kids have food poisoning?
@abstractcode fuck I hope not
If you're going to make me choose between our friendship and my love of abruptly ending interviews, this interview is OVER
RE: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/117325293459803287
This is I think the most consequential thing I think I found in the muse VM, or at least the thing that would be most worth following up on. there are no other plain string matches I can see for what uses it, I'm looking in the binaries now, but the comment seems to indicate pretty clearly that a) meta uses anthropic's models internally, presumably to develop the thing (the code, comments, and skill text reek of claude), but also b) they use some kind of internal proxy that intercepts and proxies all requests to anthropic's API. the only reason I can think of for doing that would be model distillation.
@jonny all is fair in love and ai, it would seem
Updated my ebook library with the classic mayflower covers of the Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser books (the "good covers" as we call them)
@ethanschoonover Oh wow. Those books bring back memories. I wonder what happened to mine. They must've been near the top shelves when I had a fire.
I haven't read those since... the 70's.
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In which I engage in heresy: The purpose of a system is NOT what it does: https://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/202x/2026/09/24/The-Purpose-Isnt-What-It-Does
@timbray There is a slightly different - I think - usage context where I think it is meaningful: Making harder arguments against compromised, broken or dishonest systems.
Because defenders of these systems will conflate purpose with effect.
I can say "This new employee reward system is dehumanizing and hijacks positive interactions" and give examples and refer to literature, but be countered with "It is there to increase positivity and reward positive interactions. We have a problem with negativity." And further "Why do you argue agaist a positivity improvement system?"
Maybe it is partially or fully the purpose and intent, but the discussion is helped by rejecting it:
"The system causes people to send each other inane positivity notes. It causes people to expect positivity notes. It takes the place of genuine ThankYous and makes all public praise look calculated. The purpose is what it does. *It is a system to break interpersonal trust.*"
Now it's on them to argue effect instead
Thinking about this a bit more, the reason that this confuses me so much is that it's not asking me for anything. It's not the spam I'm used to that's trying to scam money. It's like... it's trying to be helpful (in the most mansplainy way possible, but whatever). But it's a program, a racist pile of linear algebra (as "The AI Con" so beautifully puts it).
Is it trying to get me to reply and train on my email responses? This is so fucking weird.
Anyway, fuck AI, time to snuggle goats.
@jamey hmm i can't quite envision what you're describing. but it sounds cool.
and yeah. transducers!
@monoidmusician it's okay if you're not sure what I mean because I'm not either. I started writing a blog post about it ages ago, got sidetracked, and forgot most of the details I'd intended to write down.
but, this might help: imperative programs without recursion, if they're limited to making control-flow decisions based on input that you can think of like an external stream of events, are equivalent to DFAs. to get NFAs, imagine JavaScript or whatever extended for non-determinism with operations for "fail the current thread" and "try both of these branches in separate threads".
but when threads that previously split reach a common state again, if you can merge their local variables using a semiring-style + operator, then you can merge the threads back into one. as long as the program isn't recursive, that means the maximum number of threads is linear in the length of the program, and the worst-case memory usage for a given program is constant.
https://swtch.com/~rsc/regexp/regexp2.html introduces a bytecode virtual machine for regex matching with these non-determinism operators, and talks about bounds on thread counts and state size. I guess I'm wondering, what if that VM was closer to a full programming language?
"A Play on Regular Expressions" (https://sebfisch.github.io/haskell-regexp/) is the paper that introduced me to two other relevant facts: if you extend a regex matcher with recursion, you get a context-free matcher; and a lot of the usual behaviors of regex engines can be expressed by parameterizing matching over a semiring used as match state. then I figured out that unusual behaviors can also be expressed with semirings: https://jamey.thesharps.us/2023/07/04/breaking-ciphers-with-regular-expressions/
I think there is a way to synthesize all these things into a new programming language with first-class non-determinism in which everything looks like a parsing problem. I don't know if that's useful, but I think it's at least novel?
Me: they’re a little bit explodey, but they’re still fine
@jpm Kids have food poisoning?
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you make free software
AND
expect people to use it
THEN
you have responsibilities
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Terrifying sight of the day was a mom with her high-school-age teen in the grocery store tonight. She’d forgotten to take off her name tag from parent night at school. “Olivia (Walter, 30)” it read.
When I realized what 30 meant, I wasn’t ready for it
@Cdespinosa There’s a high school student that’s gonna endure a life of “Was your grandpa named Walter?”
In every community, there are predators. And how that community deals with high-status predators says a lot about them.
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Y'know what, if you want to crossdress for Halloween, go for it. I trust you to be cool, and to be somewhere on a scale from "rad artistic choice" to "kinda funny to be wearing something wildly different than your normal", or perhaps even "legit exploring something, just a tad".
Speaking as a longstanding trans lady, I won't feel mocked unless you go out of you way to mock us.
I want the #Fediverse to grow. But out of curiosity, how well would the Fediverse scale? What would happen if the current user base increased by a factor of 10, 100, or 1000?
And if the answer is "bad things", what would need to be done to make the Fediverse cope with such an expanded user base?
(For the purpose of this thought exercise, assume that each specific Fediverse software implementation would likewise multiply their user base by this factor, albeit spread out over more instances.)
@juergen_hubert the obvious one is that it would need proportionately more moderators and that's already a lot of work for a lot of volunteers.
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