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Your life is a collection of tiny decisions made by a person who is, at best, receiving partial information. Somehow, the operation continues. #gooderliving
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Et, concernant NeufAns, j'ai fait tout ce que je pouvais faire pour les inscriptions aux activités et le planning prévisionnel des premières semaines.
J'ai pas déballé ni rangé grand chose cet après-midi, par contre. 😬
(mais j'ai encore toute la journée de demain, alors ça va le faire)
T'as 3 cartons, ça ira vite 😅
(On n'a pas fini de déballer, et on nous a dit qu'on allait + vite que la moyenne. Depuis juin.)
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Oh look, one of the largest fish anyone has ever seen…so we killed it.
Alex makes autism fun
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Is your Blåhaj feeling lonely? Or do you fancy alternative aquatic creatures for your bed?? Then I have just the fishy companion for you! 
https://ko-fi.com/s/1a3cc8e631
They come in a few different colours, including the trans flag 
Ships from UK. Can't ship to the EU, sorry!
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Protip: If you follow hashtags, you're probably aware people like to abuse the privileges. Mute the people or the instances who shitpost the most on the hashtags, and you can literally prevent them from injecting their shlock directly to your eyeballs at all via the hashtags. You can literally take the privilege away from them. (Not that escalating to a block isn't perfectly reasonable, too.)
But oh dear, if I try telling people this or making lists of people who do this so you know who to kick off the hashtags, they suddenly lose their fucking minds.
Like I don't get it. You literally abused an ability to be seen by everyone following a hashtag to shit all over it and essentially insult everyone involved by demanding their attention, entirely off-topic.
Fine. You have our attention!
Now the least we can do is take your photobombing privileges away! Some of us can, not even all of us! Just some! There are plenty of people who will still see your shitposting on the hashtags if they love such things or find it ironical and so, so funny or just don't follow any tags themselves.
The rest of us will moderate as we see fit. That's decentralized community moderation at work.
This is a subtoot, and you know who you are.
@oli something something moderation decisions and fine grained filters...
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it's a what kinda pump now
![The thumbnail for the YouTube video in the original post. Because of where the YouTube play button as well as the fullscreen button are located, the words "It's a Heat Pump" instead look like "It's a [bleeped-out] pump." Use your imagination.](https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/136/906/701/090/761/original/885516fdb8f4f95f.png)
Chinese regulators tell Tesla to fix nearly 3 million cars
Chinese safety regulators have cracked down on doors that don't open in a crash.
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/08/chinese-regulators-tell-tesla-to-fix-nearly-3-million-cars/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
@arstechnica Given how well BYD is doing, I'm a bit surprised that in China, there could be 3 million Tesla cars that have to be fixed!
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uhoh crumpler has a new bag i want but can't justify buying
https://www.crumpler.com/products/hour-by-hour?variant=45985998733391
@decryption I have too many bags already & I want that in a cuter color scheme now. 😂
Alex makes autism fun
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As I am missing a few followers in my instance move, it is with an actual purpose that I say:
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@maxleibman I hope billionaires build themselves stupid giant grave sites and tomb raiders steal all their shit
Low Quality Facts
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Live Weird, Fake Your Death" T-shirt. In this economy, it's as good a retirement plan as any.
https://collabs.shop/9vq8wd
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You know times are tough when you see a possum playing dead on the side of the road and think "Must be nice to be him."
@catmisgivings I AM WORKING ON SUCH A TERRIBLE CIPHER
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Tap the clock icon in the upper left of the calculator screen, that may give you a clue.
@JamesNielsen Thank you!
d@nny disc@
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so i don't exactly get the point of disk encryption. it seems to actively avoid the ability to specify application-specific cryptographic keys while enabling a whole host of attacks by virtue of occurring implicitly through the file system
i get that it's probably fun for cryptographers to work on but why is it easier to encrypt an entire disk than to encrypt a random file or directory tree
