@thegarbagebird yes, that was me a couple of years ago
Edit: here! https://aus.social/@jpm/111277171157490202
@jpm THAT'S THE ONE. my vote was absolutely “you fucken what,” and oh what a fool i was
@thegarbagebird yes, that was me a couple of years ago
Edit: here! https://aus.social/@jpm/111277171157490202
@jpm THAT'S THE ONE. my vote was absolutely “you fucken what,” and oh what a fool i was
blocking someone makes me feel relieved even if they didn't personally harm me
a tool: [has a handle shaped to fit naturally in your hand]
craftsperson: [chokes way way up and holds the tool in some weird grip]
@sluttymayo I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
In my defense, my hands are too small; normal grip placements never work for me
Them: If you tax billionaires, they’ll just leave.
Me: Why are you listing the benefits? I thought you were against this.
kitchen knives
plane front knobs
paintbrushes
jeweler's saw
not hammers, actually
@sluttymayo ping pong paddles
@evan then what's with all the parsing issues like the ones people are complaining about in this very thread?
@Profpatsch the complaints are about bugs on the consuming side for serializations that are correct on the producing side. consumers are applying arbitrary too-strict schemas that are not part of the AS2 spec. hong was asking for consumers to fix their software, and the response was asking hong to break their software in exactly the same way. (dropping jsonld does nothing and is a complete red herring. actually, using jsonld could avoid the issue, because it doesn't skip the normalization step.)
Trump says US navy like ‘pirates’ while seizing a ship in Iranian blockade.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/02/trump-us-navy-pirates-iran-blockade
Just a reminder that every developer who disables paste on a web form can die a horrible painful death. ESPECIALLY on every field on a form with many inputs. That is all.
@goatsarah Oh wow! Yeah!
Please kindly get outta my head.
@goatsarah The imposter syndrome is spot on. I have imposter syndrome about my imposter syndrome
#LoveMakeShare 2: it's Free Comic Book Day! Have you ever written or drawn comics? Would you want to?
About 15 years ago I was big into webcomics, but sad I couldn't find any with polyamorous relationships. (Wow have things changed since then!)
I decided to try making my own. My art skills left a lot to be desired, but I had fun with it and got some good responses. Unfortunately I didn't have the time/spoons to maintain it, and the story petered out after a couple dozen strips.
I still have about a dozen of the originals tucked away in my files.
Saw somewhere, H&H in lieu of D&D - Houses and Humans; obviously played by dragons 😅
In my futile quest to get more people to make mosquito traps for their yards, I made a visual. Please share with friends and sneak into any presentation you're giving even if it's completely unrelated to mosquitoes. Mosquito Dunks contain Bacillus thuringiensis israelensis ("Bti"), a bacteria that is safe for everything except mosquito larvae, work for approximately 30 days, and are available at most garden centers and hardware stores in North America. Bti-containing powders and liquids are sold worldwide under different trade names. NB: the white lid helps you see mosquito larvae (if present it's time to add another dose of Bti). #mosquitoes #mosquito #ipm
@milo doot doot product
There's actually a ton of shit in the private sector that more or less isn't even profitable without hot cheap money, which was achieved via US economic policy after the Crash of 08 and then, in the opinion of many (including me) artificially maintained for a very long time to allow the investor class to literally borrow money to buy all YOUR distressed assets as the fallout from the crash and bailout rippled through the economy. It was some dark dark shit.
One of the reasons Trunmp and the fash are so adamant about low interest rates is that they and their ruling class allies/donors/paymasters want to do this shit again. But also Trump is friends with all kinds of guys who got rich in the past 10-12 years off a business model that doesn't even fucking work without extremely low interest rates/cheap hot money and none of those guys wanted the party to stop when the Fed raised the Prime in the first place. Hence, Trump's war with Powell.
Well this is concerning.
I just suspended 14 Russian LLM generated bot accounts that were created around April 17 on my Mastodon instance, twit.social. Somehow they circumvented manual registration approval. I've turned on Captchas (much as I hate them) for new member requests in the hopes that will stop the bots. They must have discovered a registration bypass bug.
Thanks to IFTAS SW-ISAC for noting and reporting the bots.
@leo thanks for putting in the effort to keep this instance clean!
pse sent a customer satisfaction survey so i answered every question with this
Do you microwave your sliced mushrooms before frying them, or haven’t you discovered this amazing secret yet?
I opened one of those little tubes of catfood paste, which seems to be THE SUBSTANCE kitties crave. Copper squeaked with excitement, then chirped 😆 He's been hanging out with the squirrels and birds.
@sunumbral Cute kitteh!! 😍
putting on clothing to go to a GYM is totally bogus and against what gym stands for!!!!!!!!!!
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