A brief reminder that if my unapologetic misuse of Mastodon is ruining your experience here, you can just block my account and it will be as if I don’t exist.
In fact, you can also do this with any account that you don’t want to hear from.
Of course, every time you hit the block button an adorable puppy selected at random somewhere on earth is horribly murdered. I don’t understand why it does that, but it’s how it works.