Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Asparagus Candles. I just pray they don't smell like asparagus when you burn them.
https://collabs.shop/c7rpia
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the flame is extra yellow.
Maybe your pee smells different after you burn them?
Update: I have eaten the asparagus candle. It does not taste like asparagus. It is just candle flavored.
On the plus side, they'll stay fresh in the cupboard forever, ready for use if guests pop in before shopping day.
@lowqualityfacts I was saving that for breakfast…
Yes but what will your pee smell like?
Asparagus will go from my mouth, to my esophagus, to my stomach, thru my small and large intestines, dissolve thru my kidneys, thru my bladder and into the toilet, and still smell like asparagus.
The chances of your candles not smelling like it is nil.
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