@thomasfuchs Both are 9.99/user/month and powered by AI

@thomasfuchs Also they both were bought by private equity in the last 6 months.

@thomasfuchs Java is marketing Magic Beans since 1998

@thomasfuchs AI fixes this because can't you just ask Gemini to make you Microblursed Window 12 and it'll just send you the ISO file?

@thomasfuchs Shouldn't that be "Magic Beans Subscription" and "Snake Oil Rental"?