“What kind of geological process could create a single mountain ten kilometers high?”
“Uh, it’s not a mountain, Cath”
“It fucking is. It’s got clouds halfway up.”
“Isotope scan shows it’s not from this planet”
“Bullshit, meteorites don’t stick up like that. And where’s the crater? Wait is this some kind of ancient contact-binary kink?”
“Are you ready for this. It’s a tooth.”
