And our Lady Joan Mastodon spoke to her knights about whom to follow.

Follow those whose toots resonate with you. Seek out the unknown tooter who speaketh honestly. Boost the tiny observation and the gentle gesture.

But most urgently, my friends, follow Samuel Pepys, for he is our first tooter, and his toots are true. He is our rock.

There was muted whispering and rustling in the hall as the knights took out their ancient refurbished Blackberries and looked up Sam's account.

#JoanMastodon #Pepys

@samuelpepys

And our Lady Joan Mastodon spoke to her knights about whom to follow.

Follow those whose toots resonate with you. Seek out the unknown tooter who speaketh honestly. Boost the tiny observation and the gentle gesture.

But most urgently, my friends, follow Samuel Pepys, for he is our first tooter, and his toots are true. He is our rock.

There was muted whispering and rustling in the hall as the knights took out their ancient refurbished Blackberries and looked up Sam's account.

#JoanMastodon #Pepys

@samuelpepys