Statue of Vanta
Before you stands an enormous photorealistic holographic statue of Vanta, enby girl extraordinaire and lesbian gender terrorist. Her shoulder-length MAGICALLY ENCHANTED HAIR is currently cycling through the colors of the rainbow slowly. She has a few iridescent metal piercings -- a septum ring and fake safety pins in her ears. She's wearing cute hot pink femme-y glasses, and behind those her eyes are decorated with very thick smudged black eyeliner (with a bit of black eyeshadow thrown in too for good measure).
She's wearing a black denim trenchcoat, women's-style, adorned with a large number of political and musical patches, pins, studs, and more. Its collar is clad in a series of alternating black and gray pyramid studs. Along the front six extra black denim pockets have been sewn on with faded off-white waxed dental floss. You might still be able to taste the mint, though licking it would be inadvisable.
On the back, a large one says "THE FUTURE IS QUEER" and an even bigger one below that reads "GIRLS LIVING OUTSIDE SOCIETY'S SHIT." Underneath the trenchcoat is a very pretty black lace dress that stretches down to her hips, and beneath that some plain black leggings. Her feet are protected by two large black combat boots, which show their age with wear. She wields with a single hand Vanta's Candy Sword. It is an enormous five-foot candysteel zweihander with a blade made out of sharpened candy cane. Its molded chocolate guard and handle are decorated...