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Alex, the Hearth Fire and 1 other boosted

Danny Boling ☮️

Oh no! It's here!! 😟 Everyone brace yourselves! 🫣

#LOL #Funny #Christmas #NewYearsEve #Festive #Cheese #Santa #Holidays #IAmDB

Two stick figures drawn in black on a white diagram.

Over the one on the left is written "1st - 26th Dec." The figure is wearing a red Santa hat and has a big curvy smile. Underneath it says "Festive."

The figure on the right has "27th Dec - 31st Dec" written over the figure, which has only a straight line for a mouth, is hatless, and holding a wedge of yellow-ish cheese in its right, uh, "hand." Underneath it says "Confused. Full of cheese. Unsure of the day of the week." — Two stick figures drawn in black on a white diagram. Over the one on the left is written "1st - 26th Dec." The figure is wearing a red Santa hat and has a big curvy smile. Underneath it says "Festive." The figure on the right has "27th Dec - 31st Dec" written over the figure, which has only a straight line for a mouth, is hatless, and holding a wedge of yellow-ish cheese in its right, uh, "hand." Underneath it says "Confused. Full of cheese. Unsure of the day of the week."

Danny Boling ☮️

@IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social · 4 weeks ago

Oh no! It's here!! 😟 Everyone brace yourselves! 🫣

#LOL #Funny #Christmas #NewYearsEve #Festive #Cheese #Santa #Holidays #IAmDB

Sebastian Gräßl boosted

DJM (freelance for hire)

@cybeardjm@masto.ai · 2 years ago

Know the difference...

Source: unknown

#Santa #Satan #Santana

A drawing in black and red, showing
1 Santa (with gifts)
2 Satan (with a pitchfork)
3 Santana (with his guitar) — A drawing in black and red, showing 1 Santa (with gifts) 2 Satan (with a pitchfork) 3 Santana (with his guitar)

Sir Reginald C. Fluffypants

@reggie@bellow.el.drit.ch · 4 weeks ago

Merry happy or whatever. Am I wearing this Samsa Claus costume backwards?

#dogsofmastodon #dogs #corgi #corgisofmastodon #corgstodon #xmas #santa

Reggie the fluffy corgi wearing a Santa themed cape. Having the belt buckle on his back looks like he belongs in a Criss Cross music video

Angela Antunovic and 1 other boosted

Grickle

@grickle@mstdn.social · 4 weeks ago

"Not a creature was stirring..." #grickledoodle #christmaseve #holidays #santa #horror #vampire #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a vampiric Santa and Rudolph sneaking up on a sleeping person in their bed.

pheonix

@pheonix@hachyderm.io · 4 weeks ago

Putting this out there for anyone feeling the holiday spirit 🎄

Maintaining open-source software (like my Mozilla extension for YouTube) is a labor of love, but it does take time and energy.

If you have the means to support a small creator this Christmas, even a coffee makes a massive difference in my day!

Sending you all my love and wishing you a happy holidays and Merry Christmas ❤️

https://buymeacoffee.com/ppheonix

#holidays #cake #christmas #xmas #santa #merryChristmas #enshittification #art #music #painting

Meme with soldier as extension protecting a child from YouTube irrelevant search suggestions

Buy Me a Coffee

Pheonix

Thanks for being my Santa!✨🎄😍I am a solo person working on this project. If you find it helpful or came across my post and are feeling generous, your support would make my day!

Grickle

@grickle@mstdn.social · 4 weeks ago

"Not a creature was stirring..." #grickledoodle #christmaseve #holidays #santa #horror #vampire #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Your weary 'net denizen and 2 others boosted

Grickle

@grickle@mstdn.social · 4 weeks ago

The presents were very different that year. #grickledoodle #thething #johncarpenter #horror #holidays #santa #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Santa with a flamethrower standing at the doorway of the Toy Shop looking at an alien creature absorbing all the horrified elves and reindeer (ala The Thing.) Caption reads "The Thing in Santa's Toy Shop."

Andrew Wooldridge 🎆 boosted

Aviation Librarian

@Aviation_Librarian@mastodon.online · 4 weeks ago

1917 Santa Landing a Bi-Plane Postcard
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#Christmas #HolidayPostcard #WinterScene #Aviation #EarlyAviation #Avgeek #AircraftIllustration #VintagePostcard #PostcardArt #PaperEphemera #MerryChristmas #travel #oldpostcards #VintagePostcards #Santa

This illustrated postcard shows Santa Claus standing on snowy ground beside a wooden fence. Santa wears a red coat and hat with white trim and black boots. He holds a wrapped rectangular gift in his left arm and carries a bundle of evergreen branches over his right shoulder. His white beard is long and full.

Behind Santa, an early open-frame biplane rests on the snow. The aircraft has two fabric-covered wings supported by visible struts and wires. It sits on spoked wheels. The plane is loaded with wrapped gifts and evergreen branches placed along the fuselage and rear section. A pilot’s seat and mechanical components are visible, with no enclosed cockpit.

The landscape is wintery and flat, with snow-covered ground, small leafless shrubs, and a distant treeline. The sky shows a pale yellow and orange band near the horizon, suggesting sunrise or sunset. Icicle shapes form a decorative border around the image.

Printed text below the illustration reads: “Merry Christmas. Santa in his aeroplane has come to greet you on this joyous day.” The artwork reflects early 20th-century postcard illustration and combines Christmas imagery with early aviation. — This illustrated postcard shows Santa Claus standing on snowy ground beside a wooden fence. Santa wears a red coat and hat with white trim and black boots. He holds a wrapped rectangular gift in his left arm and carries a bundle of evergreen branches over his right shoulder. His white beard is long and full. Behind Santa, an early open-frame biplane rests on the snow. The aircraft has two fabric-covered wings supported by visible struts and wires. It sits on spoked wheels. The plane is loaded with wrapped gifts and evergreen branches placed along the fuselage and rear section. A pilot’s seat and mechanical components are visible, with no enclosed cockpit. The landscape is wintery and flat, with snow-covered ground, small leafless shrubs, and a distant treeline. The sky shows a pale yellow and orange band near the horizon, suggesting sunrise or sunset. Icicle shapes form a decorative border around the image. Printed text below the illustration reads: “Merry Christmas. Santa in his aeroplane has come to greet you on this joyous day.” The artwork reflects early 20th-century postcard illustration and combines Christmas imagery with early aviation.

David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) and 1 other boosted

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4 weeks ago

He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta

Meme with a photo of four large intimidating dogs looking expectantly at the fireplace. Meme text reads, "Waiting for Santa. Hope he's braver than the FedEx guy."

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: boosted

Lety Does Stuff

@lety@doesstuff.social · 4 weeks ago

Cinnamon Roll and Danish Pastry met Shogun Santa~! 🏯🎄🎅

#LittleTokyo #LosAngeles #California #Christmas #Merchtodon #Photo #Photography #Plushtodon #Santa #ShogunSanta #Winter

Photo of Shogun Santa with Cinnamon Roll and Danish Pastry, Mastodon stuffed toys, outdoors by a giant decorated Christmas tree around Japanese-style buildings during a bright afternoon. From top to bottom, Shogun Santa's visible attire consists of: a golden kabuto helmet; rectangular glasses; a white, bushy, wig-and-beard combo; a red-and-gold happi coat; black mid-calf pants; white tabi socks; and wooden, black-fabric geta footwear. They are sitting on a beige upholstered bench with wooden legs outdoors in front of a towering, elaborately decorated Christmas tree. Shogun Santa is sitting with his legs parted and back straight, his arms held out at a 90-degree angle in front of him as he stares right at the camera. Cinnamon Roll sits in his right hand while Danish Pastry sits in his left hand. Between Shogun Santa and the Christmas tree behind him are giant, decorative presents, and further in the background are white, two-story buildings with Japanese-style windows and tiled roofs.

Charlie Stross boosted

Natasha 🇪🇺

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt · last year

A seasonal, but eye-wateringly bad Venn diagram

#santa #merrychristmas #pirates

A Venn diagram in three circles of

Gangster Rappers - YO HO
Pirates - YO HO HO
Santa - HO HO HO — A Venn diagram in three circles of Gangster Rappers - YO HO Pirates - YO HO HO Santa - HO HO HO

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4 weeks ago

He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta

Grickle

@grickle@mstdn.social · 4 weeks ago

The presents were very different that year. #grickledoodle #thething #johncarpenter #horror #holidays #santa #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Aviation Librarian

@Aviation_Librarian@mastodon.online · 4 weeks ago