I'm so torn on this "groundbreaking protein-infused snack brand" called – wait for it – Prolife!
I mean… it's called Prolife! What are you implying, that all other snacks are made from ground up fetuses!?
On the other hand, their website is full of happy people on bicycles – in everyday clothes and city settings, not sporty sports biking. Which is great!
But come on, enough with the protein fad already! And "guilt free snack"!? Jeez!
But also… Prolife! That's hilarious!
