@Alice

Whenever I leave my drug dealer's, I like to slam down my tube-rolled cash on the mirror and say, "Welp, this country ain't gonna preside itself"

#jk #mostly

You know about hobo signs? The pictographs that itinerant workers would mark on trees or fences to inform each other about the reception they could expect from locals? (pre-internet yelp, if you will). Signs included “kind lady lives here” and “man with gun lives here”.

TIL that the “kind lady” sign was a stick-drawing of a cat. This got me thinking.

I scrobbled through the history buffer on my driveway camera. Just as i thought, here is my cat scratching a mark on the gatepost. Later, and again here and there are other cats inspecting the mark. No wonder so many lost kittens turn up on my son’s windowsill.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Caturday #TrueStory #Mostly

You know about hobo signs? The pictographs that itinerant workers would mark on trees or fences to inform each other about the reception they could expect from locals? (pre-internet yelp, if you will). Signs included “kind lady lives here” and “man with gun lives here”.

TIL that the “kind lady” sign was a stick-drawing of a cat. This got me thinking.

I scrobbled through the history buffer on my driveway camera. Just as i thought, here is my cat scratching a mark on the gatepost. Later, and again here and there are other cats inspecting the mark. No wonder so many lost kittens turn up on my son’s windowsill.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Caturday #TrueStory #Mostly