there is only one business model today:
Enshittification as a Service (EaaS).
Maximum Margins, Minimal Expenses. Global Maxima NPV.
Don't even bother pitching VC / PE if you can't show progress and acceleration enshittifying the market you are in.
If you get to the point where they ask what you need the money for, you tell them straight up: "I'm going to raise prices, make the product crappier, and convince people they love it even more."
