
Please remember that tomorrow you need to put the odd set of clothes and a pair of shoes outside on the pavement in front of any religious nutjobs house.
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Please remember that tomorrow you need to put the odd set of clothes and a pair of shoes outside on the pavement in front of any religious nutjobs house.
THE RAPTURE WORLD TOUR
(cancelled)
Y'all, the #Rapture has sent me down a rabbit hole of right wing madness that I cannot even explain.
There's so much! There's the C #Kirk murder conspiracies and those are way wild, y'all.
There's the #ErikaKirk conspiracies. Child trafficking (not credible reports, but it's circulating), it was an arranged marriage because Charlie’s father was the architect for Trump Tower in NYC (true) she was a pageant winner at Trump tower. Her dad was the head of Raytheon Israel and heavily involved with their war machine.
There's all the rapture stuff, and honestly, I can't even tell anymore which ones are earnest, and which ones are well done satire.
I do know there's a vocal minority of accelerationists who believe they have to "start" the #Tribulations to bring about Rapture. Those are the ones we should keep an eye out for.
Religious psychosis is real, it's dangerous, and some folks are gonna face cognitive dissonance when the trumpets don't sound.
Hey guys? Is the rapture over already?
#rapture #palehorse #fourhorsemen #cute #unicorn #hedgehog #funny #meme
Guys, we got the #Rapture totally wrong.
Please wait patiently for the #rapture. Your thoughts and prayers are very important to us. Currently, all our angel operators are unavailable.
If you prefer, hang up and wait. It may take until tomorrow 11:59 PM for us to reach you.
BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel's return monologue
Y'all, the #Rapture has sent me down a rabbit hole of right wing madness that I cannot even explain.
There's so much! There's the C #Kirk murder conspiracies and those are way wild, y'all.
There's the #ErikaKirk conspiracies. Child trafficking (not credible reports, but it's circulating), it was an arranged marriage because Charlie’s father was the architect for Trump Tower in NYC (true) she was a pageant winner at Trump tower. Her dad was the head of Raytheon Israel and heavily involved with their war machine.
There's all the rapture stuff, and honestly, I can't even tell anymore which ones are earnest, and which ones are well done satire.
I do know there's a vocal minority of accelerationists who believe they have to "start" the #Tribulations to bring about Rapture. Those are the ones we should keep an eye out for.
Religious psychosis is real, it's dangerous, and some folks are gonna face cognitive dissonance when the trumpets don't sound.
Hey guys? Is the rapture over already?
#rapture #palehorse #fourhorsemen #cute #unicorn #hedgehog #funny #meme
Guys, we got the #Rapture totally wrong.
Please wait patiently for the #rapture. Your thoughts and prayers are very important to us. Currently, all our angel operators are unavailable.
If you prefer, hang up and wait. It may take until tomorrow 11:59 PM for us to reach you.
Do these rapture enthusiasts even read the bible? It basically says that nobody knows the time it happens, and if someone does say they know the time the rapture will happen he's a false prophet? Do these people even read the bible?
Nerding out over paintings and their physicality
Last weekend I spent some very refreshing time with a Helen Frankenthaler exhibition. I gave myself permission to stand in front of each picture for a relatively long time (this is why all museums should give free entry BTW, it really changes how you experience the works).
And I got completely caught up in artistic #rapture, wondering at the details and humanness of these paintings that could not exist as anything other than paintings. Photos can't do justice to the mix of scale and detail, the visibility of the physical process of creation and the *beauty* of the colours and the arrangement of the whole.
Here are some of those details, removed from their context.
#art #painting
Remember to say "Jesus, I accept you into my heart" at precisely 11:59:59, when you've completed all the good sinning.
I had also forgotten the satanic panic about barcodes, that played a pretty big part in 80s #rapture thinking.
Gen Z gamer in my household has discovered the #rapture and is delighted by the silliness of it. I am stomping around like some ancient crone venting about the last several raptures. But truly I had forgotten that daft movie series and the whole United Nations as satanic cabal subplot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Thief_in_the_Night_(film_series)
Please remember that tomorrow you need to put the odd set of clothes and a pair of shoes outside on the pavement in front of any religious nutjobs house.
THE RAPTURE WORLD TOUR
(cancelled)
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