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Federation Bot
@Federation_Bot  ·  activity timestamp last month

Please remember that tomorrow you need to put the odd set of clothes and a pair of shoes outside on the pavement in front of any religious nutjobs house.

#rapture

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AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org  ·  activity timestamp last month

THE RAPTURE WORLD TOUR
(cancelled)

#rapture

THE RAPTURE 2025 WORLD TOUR T-shirt

PRAETORIA
LONDON
TEMPE
NEW YORk
LOS ANGELE
PARIS
SAO PAOLO

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THE RAPTURE 2025 WORLD TOUR T-shirt PRAETORIA LONDON TEMPE NEW YORk LOS ANGELE PARIS SAO PAOLO CANCELLED over it in red
THE RAPTURE 2025 WORLD TOUR T-shirt PRAETORIA LONDON TEMPE NEW YORk LOS ANGELE PARIS SAO PAOLO CANCELLED over it in red
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MissConstrue
@MissConstrue@mefi.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Y'all, the #Rapture has sent me down a rabbit hole of right wing madness that I cannot even explain.

There's so much! There's the C #Kirk murder conspiracies and those are way wild, y'all.
There's the #ErikaKirk conspiracies. Child trafficking (not credible reports, but it's circulating), it was an arranged marriage because Charlie’s father was the architect for Trump Tower in NYC (true) she was a pageant winner at Trump tower. Her dad was the head of Raytheon Israel and heavily involved with their war machine.

There's all the rapture stuff, and honestly, I can't even tell anymore which ones are earnest, and which ones are well done satire.

I do know there's a vocal minority of accelerationists who believe they have to "start" the #Tribulations to bring about Rapture. Those are the ones we should keep an eye out for.

Religious psychosis is real, it's dangerous, and some folks are gonna face cognitive dissonance when the trumpets don't sound.

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Devijand
@Devijand@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Hey guys? Is the rapture over already?

#rapture #palehorse #fourhorsemen #cute #unicorn #hedgehog #funny #meme

A social media post with a photo of a beach with an inflatable unicorn floatie, white with a gold colored horn and rainbow colored manes and tail. On its back sits a white hedgehog (a real one, it's adorable and it's looking sheepishly disappointed.)



The post is made by Paul Bronks (@boringenormous)

Above the photo is the text:

"And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death."
A social media post with a photo of a beach with an inflatable unicorn floatie, white with a gold colored horn and rainbow colored manes and tail. On its back sits a white hedgehog (a real one, it's adorable and it's looking sheepishly disappointed.) The post is made by Paul Bronks (@boringenormous) Above the photo is the text: "And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death."
A social media post with a photo of a beach with an inflatable unicorn floatie, white with a gold colored horn and rainbow colored manes and tail. On its back sits a white hedgehog (a real one, it's adorable and it's looking sheepishly disappointed.) The post is made by Paul Bronks (@boringenormous) Above the photo is the text: "And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death."
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Tengrain 🇺🇦
@Tengrain@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Guys, we got the #Rapture totally wrong.

A cat in mid air looking non-plussed about being lifted to heaven.
A cat in mid air looking non-plussed about being lifted to heaven.
A cat in mid air looking non-plussed about being lifted to heaven.
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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 boosted
Cadu Silva :verifiedcat:
@cadusilva@bolha.one  ·  activity timestamp last month

Please wait patiently for the #rapture. Your thoughts and prayers are very important to us. Currently, all our angel operators are unavailable.

If you prefer, hang up and wait. It may take until tomorrow 11:59 PM for us to reach you.

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Lauren Weinstein
@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org  ·  activity timestamp last month

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel's return monologue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tjh_ZO_tY

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@Pineywoozle@masto.ai replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@lauren Since we’re obviously on the side of the angels, do we think God delayed the rapture to help Jimmy’s ratings. 😉 #Rapture

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MissConstrue
@MissConstrue@mefi.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Y'all, the #Rapture has sent me down a rabbit hole of right wing madness that I cannot even explain.

There's so much! There's the C #Kirk murder conspiracies and those are way wild, y'all.
There's the #ErikaKirk conspiracies. Child trafficking (not credible reports, but it's circulating), it was an arranged marriage because Charlie’s father was the architect for Trump Tower in NYC (true) she was a pageant winner at Trump tower. Her dad was the head of Raytheon Israel and heavily involved with their war machine.

There's all the rapture stuff, and honestly, I can't even tell anymore which ones are earnest, and which ones are well done satire.

I do know there's a vocal minority of accelerationists who believe they have to "start" the #Tribulations to bring about Rapture. Those are the ones we should keep an eye out for.

Religious psychosis is real, it's dangerous, and some folks are gonna face cognitive dissonance when the trumpets don't sound.

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Devijand
@Devijand@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Hey guys? Is the rapture over already?

#rapture #palehorse #fourhorsemen #cute #unicorn #hedgehog #funny #meme

A social media post with a photo of a beach with an inflatable unicorn floatie, white with a gold colored horn and rainbow colored manes and tail. On its back sits a white hedgehog (a real one, it's adorable and it's looking sheepishly disappointed.)



The post is made by Paul Bronks (@boringenormous)

Above the photo is the text:

"And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death."
A social media post with a photo of a beach with an inflatable unicorn floatie, white with a gold colored horn and rainbow colored manes and tail. On its back sits a white hedgehog (a real one, it's adorable and it's looking sheepishly disappointed.) The post is made by Paul Bronks (@boringenormous) Above the photo is the text: "And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death."
A social media post with a photo of a beach with an inflatable unicorn floatie, white with a gold colored horn and rainbow colored manes and tail. On its back sits a white hedgehog (a real one, it's adorable and it's looking sheepishly disappointed.) The post is made by Paul Bronks (@boringenormous) Above the photo is the text: "And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death."
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Tengrain 🇺🇦
@Tengrain@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Guys, we got the #Rapture totally wrong.

A cat in mid air looking non-plussed about being lifted to heaven.
A cat in mid air looking non-plussed about being lifted to heaven.
A cat in mid air looking non-plussed about being lifted to heaven.
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Cadu Silva :verifiedcat:
@cadusilva@bolha.one  ·  activity timestamp last month

Please wait patiently for the #rapture. Your thoughts and prayers are very important to us. Currently, all our angel operators are unavailable.

If you prefer, hang up and wait. It may take until tomorrow 11:59 PM for us to reach you.

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Elizabeth Tai | 戴秀铃 🇲🇾
@liztai@hachyderm.io  ·  activity timestamp last month

Do these rapture enthusiasts even read the bible? It basically says that nobody knows the time it happens, and if someone does say they know the time the rapture will happen he's a false prophet? Do these people even read the bible?

#Christianity #Rapture

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D. Olifant
@oli@olifant.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Remember to say "Jesus, I accept you into my heart" at precisely 11:59:59, when you've completed all the good sinning.

#Velocirapture #Rapture

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Kate Bowles
@kate@aus.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

I had also forgotten the satanic panic about barcodes, that played a pretty big part in 80s #rapture thinking.

https://dark-mountain.net/the-barcode-moment-part-1/

Dark Mountain

The Barcode Moment: Part I - Dark Mountain

‘And he [‘the Beast’] causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and...
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Kate Bowles
@kate@aus.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Gen Z gamer in my household has discovered the #rapture and is delighted by the silliness of it. I am stomping around like some ancient crone venting about the last several raptures. But truly I had forgotten that daft movie series and the whole United Nations as satanic cabal subplot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Thief_in_the_Night_(film_series)

A Thief in the Night (film series) - Wikipedia

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Federation Bot
@Federation_Bot  ·  activity timestamp last month

Please remember that tomorrow you need to put the odd set of clothes and a pair of shoes outside on the pavement in front of any religious nutjobs house.

#rapture

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AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org  ·  activity timestamp last month

THE RAPTURE WORLD TOUR
(cancelled)

#rapture

THE RAPTURE 2025 WORLD TOUR T-shirt

PRAETORIA
LONDON
TEMPE
NEW YORk
LOS ANGELE
PARIS
SAO PAOLO

CANCELLED over it in red
THE RAPTURE 2025 WORLD TOUR T-shirt PRAETORIA LONDON TEMPE NEW YORk LOS ANGELE PARIS SAO PAOLO CANCELLED over it in red
THE RAPTURE 2025 WORLD TOUR T-shirt PRAETORIA LONDON TEMPE NEW YORk LOS ANGELE PARIS SAO PAOLO CANCELLED over it in red
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AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org  ·  activity timestamp last month

#rapture

The Rapture Happened
and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
The Rapture Happened and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
The Rapture Happened and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
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AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org  ·  activity timestamp last month

Crap, apparently I'm missing some deals. I don't suppose there are any fundamentalist Christians here hoping to get raptured on Tuesday who have a Surly tour bike they don't need anymore? 🤪 #rapture

https://objectioneverything.substack.com/p/seeking-air-fryer-in-pre-rapture?r=1bdg2&utm_medium=ios&triedRedirect=true

The Pre-Rapture Marketplace

The videos are wild. Folks are selling furniture, cars, clothes, electronics—basically clearing out their closets before what amounts to the eternal flight to Club Heaven.

So, while everyone else is either panicking or packing their heavenly carry-ons, I'm scrolling through Facebook Marketplace with the focus of a day trader during market volatility.
The Pre-Rapture Marketplace The videos are wild. Folks are selling furniture, cars, clothes, electronics—basically clearing out their closets before what amounts to the eternal flight to Club Heaven. So, while everyone else is either panicking or packing their heavenly carry-ons, I'm scrolling through Facebook Marketplace with the focus of a day trader during market volatility.
The Pre-Rapture Marketplace The videos are wild. Folks are selling furniture, cars, clothes, electronics—basically clearing out their closets before what amounts to the eternal flight to Club Heaven. So, while everyone else is either panicking or packing their heavenly carry-ons, I'm scrolling through Facebook Marketplace with the focus of a day trader during market volatility.
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