Alice, holding an open padlock with "Join Seattle Locksport.com" engraved in it, as well as an acrylic tag with tiny keys embedded in it and a note saying "Join lockpicking meetups | Learn to pick locks at SeattleLocksport.com". There's a turning tool and pick handle sticking out of the lock's keyway. Alice is wearing a black and white striped sweater and Care Bears PJs.

Alice, holding an open padlock with "Join Seattle Locksport.com" engraved in it, as well as an acrylic tag with tiny keys embedded in it and a note saying "Join lockpicking meetups | Learn to pick locks at SeattleLocksport.com". There's a turning tool and pick handle sticking out of the lock's keyway. Alice is wearing a black and white striped sweater and Care Bears PJs.

A clear plastic storage bin, partially full of locks. There are all kinds of locks. Mmm...locks.

A towel laid out on a folding table; it is covered in locks. There are two bags on the table; they are full of locks. The table is covered in locks. It's locks all the way down. Everything is locks. We are locks. Locks.

A clear plastic storage bin, partially full of locks. There are all kinds of locks. Mmm...locks.

A towel laid out on a folding table; it is covered in locks. There are two bags on the table; they are full of locks. The table is covered in locks. It's locks all the way down. Everything is locks. We are locks. Locks.

Sixteen assorted love locks of various shapes, brands, and security levels, all laid out neatly on a grey tablecloth.

Sixteen assorted love locks of various shapes, brands, and security levels, all laid out neatly on a grey tablecloth.

Alice's pink and blue-nailed hand holds a black carabiner with a three-wheeled combination lock on the movable part. The combo is set to 555.